Alcohol Sayings and Quotes
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
- Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
- Matt Groening
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
- Winston Churchill
Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.
- Ovid
The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.
Wine is bottled poetry.
- Robert Louis Stevenson
Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart; for God now accepted thy works.
- Bible
Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl’s clothes off.
- Raymond Chandler
Alcohol is the anaesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
- Samuel Johnson
If all be true that I do think, there are five reasons we should drink: Good wine; a friend; or being dry; or lest we should be by and by; or any other reason why.
Henry Aldrich
There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them.
- Terry Pratchett
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
- Bob Marley
Drunkenness is temporary suicide.
- Bertrand Russell
It pays to get drunk with the best people.
- Joe E. Lewis
If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.
- P.J. O’Rourke
I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.
- Thomas Jackson
What’s drinking?
A mere pause from thinking!
- George Gordon
It was a woman who drove me to drink and I never got the chance to thank her.
- W.C. Fields
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
- Seneca
Never cry over spilt milk. It could’ve been whiskey.
- “Pappy” Maverick