Coffee Quotes and Sayings
Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.
- Drew Sirtors
Behind every successful woman…is a substantial amount of coffee.
- Anonymous
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
- Alphonse Allais
A morning without coffee is like sleep.
- Anonymous
Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.
- Bob Irwin
We usually don’t notice until the coffee tastes funny.
- Anne Afdahl
Remember, even if you don’t love coffee, coffee loves you.
- Alex Gottschalk
Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm.
- Dutch Proverb
I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.
- John Van Druten
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Anonymous
Don’t drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.
- Anonymous