A cowboy is a man with guts and a horse.
The cowboy must never shoot first, hit a smaller man or take unfair advantage.
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.
You can tell a true cowboy by the type of horse that he rides.
It is easier to get an actor to be a cowboy than to get a cowboy to be an actor.
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, shouldn’t it follow that cowboys would be deranged?
Boots, chaps and cowboy hats…. nothing else matters.
The cowboy is a patriot.
If you get thrown from a horse, you have to get up and get back on, unless you landed on a cactus; then you have to roll around and scream in pain.
If you’re a cowboy and you’re dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
Talk slowly, think quickly.
He must respect women, parents and his nation’s laws.
When a cowboy has a chew in his cheek, don’t slap him on the back .