You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try again .
Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine .
You can fall in the water, you can fall from a tree but the best way to fall, is to fall in love with me.
Boys are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.
The world will never change for you,but you can change for the world.
If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my best.
Did you ever look into their eyes and say a little prayer?
The best way to get over a guy is to get under a new one.
I wasn’t kissing her I was whispering in her mouth .
Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain.
The only thing worse than getting your heart broken is breaking it yourself .
If love is around every corner then I must be walking in circles ..
He who wants everything gets nothing. He who wants nothing gets everything.
Choose the one who likes you, not the one whom you like .
You cant be old and wise if you are not young and crazy.
A mother’s love will never end. It is there from begining to end.
The best way to make yer dreems come true is to wake up .
February 3rd, 2009 at 11:31 am
Well, I’m 21 years old and I’ve NEVER been “taken” in my life. I guess I’m a pretty terrible parking spot then, ay? Or not. Girls are just stupid and I don’t need any of you.
“You made me how I am and now you hate who I am, good god.. damn” –Jamie Madrox
January 19th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
I love them, I don’t think any of the quotes or sayings r stupid…… there very good. Every 1 can find something they need in @ least 1 of theses quotes.
I love them all
Thanx
November 24th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
ahahaahah ppl dont take it so seriously, there just stupid quotesss.
October 1st, 2008 at 4:17 am
i agree with ranaynavy. not all guys are the same i went through a few to find the right one and like they always say you learn from your mistakes the guy i’m ingaged to was there for years and helped me when i was down and all i had to do was open my eyes and see what was right infront of me and you ladies need to realize that all you need to do is pick yourself back up and try again and no that does not make you a slut. my fav is “the best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up” it goes right along with my theory
August 19th, 2008 at 6:35 am
I’m a lady and i hate the parking spaces one. not all men are the same. They shouldnt “pick” over friends..it should be equal, and there are true ones, you just have to not be ignorant. anyways..i love the “You cant be old and wise if you are not young and crazy.”
“Men won’t respect women until women learn to respect themselves, I say.” i like that.
July 23rd, 2008 at 10:58 am
Ha very cute, women wallowing in sadness.
Sorry but most men are not respectable, cant call women back, cant pick them over their friends, cant think of ne thing but s*x, cant be honest, cant stay true and not cheat, and cannot control their words.
Most guys sit there and tell their girlfriends that chick is cute.
If you call yer girlfriend cute, dont call another chick that.
and most chicks hate to be called cute.
May 29th, 2008 at 3:09 am
Jason took the words right out of my mouth. Much of this sounds like stuff that you would see on a demotivation poster.
May 29th, 2008 at 1:39 am
Funny I thought women came up with those sayings after they started to emulate men. I guess it’s more respectful for a woman to be home at night wallowing in sadness while the man who broke her heart is out climbing atop another woman.
Anyway, my favorite was “You cant be old and wise if you are not young and crazy.”
May 28th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Personally, I find quotes like the parking space one about boys and the quote about getting over a guy by getting under another guy to just re-enforce negative ideas about women. I understand the humor, but things like that are why “all the good ones are taken”. No decent guy is going to want to be with a woman who will no sooner leave him than wrap herself up with someone else.
Men won’t respect women until women learn to respect themselves, I say.