Dog Sayings and Quotes
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.
The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother - and they’ll settle for a puppy every time.
Man is a dog’s idea of what God should be.
Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.
Thorns may hurt you, men desert you, sunlight turn to fog; but you’re never friendless ever, if you have a dog.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.
This is one of my favorite puppy quotes, Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.
A cat sees us as the dogs…A cat sees himself as the human.
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
To err is human,to forgive canine.
You can run with the big dogs or sit on the porch and bark.
Properly trained, a man can be a dog’s best friend.
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
The bond with a true dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth will ever be.
I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything - Bart Simpson