I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
- Mark Twain
Fat people are harder to kidnap.
A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.
- Milne
Training isn’t a matter of life and death, It is more than that.
Fitness – if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.
- Cher
Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
- R M Hutchins
Runners make the best girlfriends, catch me if you can.
Exercise is done against one’s wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse.
- George Sheehan
My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.
- Phyllis Diller
The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck.
I keep Trying to lose weight , but it keeps finding me.
Exercise is the chief source of improvement in our faculties.
- Hugh Blair
Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don’t need it: if you are sick you should not take it.
- Henry Ford
Does Running late count as exercise?
I love being surrounded by dumb bells .
I Exercise – run my mouth, push my luck and jump to conclusions .
I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell.
- A Y Thornton
I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me.
- Mark Twain