Husband Quotes and Sayings

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
- Mignon McLaughlin

When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.
- Molly McGee

To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.
- Simone de Beauvoir

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
- Groucho Marx

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland

All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised a little, and appreciated a little.
- Oliver Goldsmith

Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
- Mark Twain

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
- Honore De Balzac

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
- Groucho Marx

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
- Agatha Christie

At first a woman doesn’t want anything but a husband, but just as soon as she gets one, she wants everything else in the world.
- Elbert Hubbard

Beauty and the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
- Ambrose Bierce

The ideal that marriage aims at is that of spiritual union through the physical. The human love that it incarnates is intended to serve as a stepping stone to divine or universal love.
- M. K. Gandhi

The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.
- Oscar Wilde

What is a husband? He is the one who, with a touch, can bring back the starlight and glow of years long ago. At least he hopes he can – don’t disappoint him.
- Alan Beck

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
- Marie Corelli

Biologically and temperamentally women were made to be concerned first and foremost with child care, husband care and home care.
- Benjamin Spock

Most women have a good deal of pity for some other woman’s husband.