Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you’ll meet that night.
- Paul Hornung
Divorce: The past tense of marriage.
- Anonymous
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner
Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years.
- Simone Signoret
Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.
- Beverley Nichols
Love is a flower which turns into fruit at marriage.
- Finnish Proverb
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.
- Zsa Gabor
It takes a loose rein to keep a marriage tight.
- John Stevenson
Marriage is not a word – it is a sentence.
- Anonymous
Never strike your wife – even with a flower.
- Hindu Proverb
A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.
- Ruth Bell Graham
The highest happiness on earth is marriage.
- William Lyon Phelps
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can’t help but smile on it.
- Josh Billings
The man who never in his life
Has washed the dishes with his wife
Or polished up the silver plate -
He still is largely celibate.
- Christopher Morley