You cannot overtake everything on the road .
Conserve water , drink beer .
A day without sunshine is like night.
Warning! This T shirt has sharp edges.
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
I didn’t lose my mind. I sold it on ebay.
I’m not perfect, but parts of me are pretty awesome .
It’s better to loose a Lover then to love a Loser.
Virginity is a disease….. and i’m the Doctor.
I’m the person your mother warned you about.
Don’t laugh at my pink shirt it’s your girlfriends .
Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See back for answer)
Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See front for answer)
I’m not as dumb as you look.
You’re so cute it’s stupid.
You’re not ugly, I’m just handsome .
GOD is busy…… can i help you .
I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant.
Modesty honors beauty.
Pick flowers and not fights .
I am not Best, I am just better than the Best .
Love only hurts when its over .
Save a horse and ride a cowboy .
All men are idiots And I married their king.