A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
- Milton Berle
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher and that is a good thing for any man.
- Socrates
A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.
- Honore de Balzac
No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.
- Harold Macmillan
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
- Henry Youngman
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
- Lana Turner
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
- Groucho Marx
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
- Winston Churchill
Only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
- Lyndon Johnson
A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
- Jane Austen
My best chosen friend, companion, guide, to walk through life, linked hand-in-hand, two equal, loving friends, true husband and true wife.
- Sir Charles Gavan Duffy
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
- Martin Luther
Only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
- Lyndon Johnson
Health for life to you,
A wife of your choice to you,
A child every year to you,
And the light of heaven after this world for you.
- Irish Blessing
A man’s wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart.
- George Jean Nathan
Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.
- Zig Ziglar
If any of you would bring judgment the unfaithful wife, let him also weight the heart of her husband in scales, and measure his soul with measurements.
- Kahlil Gibran
Wives are young men’s mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men’s nurses.
- Francis Bacon